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I went to check on the dinner turkey, realizing it had been in for too long.

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A man walks into the hospital with his penis completely ripped to shreds, so the doctor said he could fix it if there was a logical explanation.

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Heading back to work in person

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My dad's a big dick

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At 65, I feel very empty.

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''I can't believe you bailed on us last night, seriously, when mom tells me I can't play I tell that b*** to shut up,' chad boasted.

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(NSFW) My first 2 children were planned but the third one was an accident... NSFW

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I had a stroke yesterday.

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The new space jam had to change most of the characters appearances because of legal trouble.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
DISCUSSION/APOLOGY	3
I went to check on the dinner turkey, realizing it had been in for too long.	3
A man walks into the hospital with his penis completely ripped to shreds, so the doctor said he could fix it if there was a logical explanation.	3
Heading back to work in person	3
My dad's a big dick	3
At 65, I feel very empty.	3
''I can't believe you bailed on us last night, seriously, when mom tells me I can't play I tell that b*** to shut up,' chad boasted.	3
(NSFW) My first 2 children were planned but the third one was an accident... NSFW	3
I had a stroke yesterday.	3
The new space jam had to change most of the characters appearances because of legal trouble.	3